A Hole-y War

My socks have all rebelled. It's as if a self destruct button was pressed that I didn't know about, and they all did it at the same time. I don't understand, really. I mean, sure, I've had them for years, and I have the right color to go with many outfits (according to me. I say socks can match pretty much any aspect of your outfit. G says they have to match your pants... maybe for business :P ) And a lot of them seem to wear down in the same spots, but the past few weeks most of them have just been disintegrating! It's making me sad. now I'll have to find the right colors again, and buy them too. grrrr. Even some of my newer socks - like the sparkly, stripey purple toe socks - have a big ole hole in them, disproving my mom's theory that I probably bought all my socks at the same time. HA! I TOLD you they were rebelling! (although this one pair, I really must have bought them in middle school.... It was back when we still had a Maurices in town, I got them to match a shirt I still have too. You don't notice that shirt falling apart on me now do you?) But I'll show the socks who is boss! any holey pair? I wear them one last time, and then - I THROW THEM AWAY! HA. I win! (except for the part about spending money on new socks dammit....)