Mix:
in the container with the 1/4 quart of mouldy yogurt
the yokes of 11 eggs
half a can of rancid chickpeas
the 10 month remains of a jar of five fruit christmas marmelade
a shriveled, shrunken apple
close container carefully, place inside FOUR plastic shopping bags with a box of mouldy bread.
Tie off bags and take to trash bins, toss in with a prayer to find a pink iPod engraved with the name Heather Christine in neoprene jacket.
Ok, so wasn't that so much more interesting than saying I cleaned out the refridgerator and my iPod is STILL MISSING!!!!! (SOB)?
Good, because I'm late for work and the second would have been much shorter to write.... :P
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