Whoa

So yesterday in my sidewalk sale shopping I gave in and bought one of those plastic twirly porch mobile things. I've resisted for YEARS because, well, first I didn't have a porch, and then second I've always been worried that they are a little cheezy, because, well, they're plastic.

But I've always thought they were pretty. And yesterday at Thymely Solutions, they were half price!

So opening up the package today, I notice there's all this writing on one side under the price tag, and me being a reader, decide to peel the price tag off. This is what it said:

The rhythmic spiral motion of this light gathering wind mobile:
- Encourages the flow of ch'i energy bringing balance, health and good fortune
- Helps to overcome the stagnation and imbalace of modern environments

Based on harmony of color in motion,
The Tranceglow has great theraputic power and can be of particular benefit to children
- Facilitates balance between the brain's left and right hemispheres
- Stimulates creativity and artistic insight
- Promotes a deep sense of ease and relaxation

Keep the bag away from children. This is not a toy. Tie double thread.
Made in U.K.

Who frickin knew? I should buy like 5 of these and put them all around the house and at work too!! ;-) heh.

I guess I should post the front too, for the curious:

Decoration for the home & garden. Hand Crafted.

THE ORIGINAL
TRANCEGLOW

This unique new design is the perfect visual experience, manufactured with the highest quality materials.